More Fast Food Tweets
Pull up a chair and tuck into “More Fast Food Tweets”, the sequel serving that dishes out another generous helping of quick-service quips and delightful digital repartee.
I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru.
— El Chalupacabra (@Uncul_Scientist) June 19, 2016
"Today is chest and leg day!"
-me, ordering at KFC
— Amish Super Model 🇺🇦 (@AmishSuperModel) February 9, 2017
[chick-fil-a]
EMPLOYEE: can i take your order?
ME: yes, thank you for asking
EMPLOYEE: my pleasure
ME: and thank you for saying it was your pleasure
EMPLOYEE: please don’t do this
ME: oh i’m just getting started— the pan-midwesterner (@panmidwest) March 13, 2018
I have an ungodly amount of Taco Bell hot sauce packets for being a grown woman who's nutritionally responsible for two children.
— Beatriz🌻 (@wittwitbarista) September 29, 2014
[McDonald's]
CUSTOMER: small coke please
WORKER: for the same price you can get every single thing in the world
CUSTOMER: oh
WORKER: so do you want that
CUSTOMER: yes
WORKER: what else— Olly iConic (@OllyiConic) February 9, 2018
me: Can you swing by Taco Bell?
guy driving the ambulance:— Josh (@iwearaonesie) February 14, 2018
[Arby's]
BRO [jumping into car]: GO
ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist
B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag
M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail— Digital Jørdøn™ (@BadJordon) August 4, 2016
That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) March 28, 2013
*shows up at your potluck with a handful of McDonald's ketchup packets*
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) February 26, 2017
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it's acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) February 27, 2014
Me: [from table] garćon! *claps hands* another round for my date and me.
McDonald's cashier: sir, you have to come to the counter to order
— brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle) August 2, 2017
[Sunday]
God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake.
*walks up to Chick-fil-A*
OH COME ON!!— Topher Kearby (@TopherKearby) January 25, 2015
I want to be the person in every McDonald's whose job is to sit on the sandwiches just before they go into the bag.
— The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 (@blade_funner) September 18, 2017
A lady just walked into Taco Bell, dumped every hot sauce packet in her bag and left. I should follow her. What's the rest of her day like?
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) October 9, 2015
"Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern."
~ Me at McDonald's on pay day.
— Vice_Queen (@Vice_Queen) September 4, 2015
The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said "It's cute that you think I'm here for that."
— Valerie Tosi (@valerie_tosi) January 15, 2016
I thoroughly enjoy the zesty blend of humor and promotional savvy that these tweets offer. Here, we bring another set of of all-new exchanges from our favorite food joints, capturing their witty and often hilarious interactions with customers and competitors alike. From the sassiest comebacks to the most epic of Twitter throwdowns, these brands prove that a good sense of humor can be just as important as a good menu. I invite you to dive into the fun by sharing your own memorable fast food tweets or simply enjoying the laughter that this article provides. Let’s spread the joy and keep the conversation as lively and flavorful as a well-stacked burger!
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