Funny Food Tweets
Dive into the deliciously witty world of Funny Food Tweets, and discover a variety of humorous quips that only true food lovers can fully appreciate. Whether it’s poking fun at our universal inability to gorge on food, or highlighting the tragic daily comedies, we serve up a feast of chuckles and belly laughs. Each tweet is like a perfectly seasoned bite of comedy, capturing the absurdities and universal truths of dining, cooking, and, of course, failing spectacularly in the kitchen. As a self-proclaimed connoisseur of both fine dining and fine punning, I must say, nothing complements a meal better than a side of humor. I invite you to join in the fun—share your own food blunders, tweet triumphs, or just your favorite memes that make your foodie heart both groan and giggle. Let’s keep the table well-stocked with laughter and good cheer! We have put together some observations that will tickle your imagination.
90% of a relationship is figuring out where to eat
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) July 26, 2013
Winter is really just a 3 month long eating contest.
— Ivsy (@Ivsy01) December 26, 2015
"Let's just share a dessert", said the worst person on the planet.
— moody monday (@mdob11) May 12, 2015
I spent today resenting the food pyramid.
— June O'Hara (@juneohara65) January 4, 2016
I love dresses with pockets because I look like a fancy lady while also keeping my cheez-its accessible.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) April 11, 2016
Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why
Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done— moody monday (@mdob11) October 18, 2015
I wish you'd just tell me what I did wrong instead of ordering me a burrito without cheese.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) January 27, 2015
Guac should be free at Chipotle if you can correctly pronounce “Chipotle.” #ThereISaidIt
— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) July 22, 2015
Will work for food. Except carrots. Also no beans or vegetables. Fruits also out. Also, anything "grainy." Five Guys or In & Out is OK.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 12, 2016
[INTERVIEW]
HR: What are your strengths?
Me:*pulls out & eats an entire pizza*
HR: Wow-Weaknesses?
Me:*pulls out & eats an entire pizza*
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) April 13, 2016
Really? A fucking salad??
– Julius Caesar coming back to life
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) September 4, 2015
I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, "I'll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese."
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 29, 2014
*walks up to microphone during wedding reception*
*taps on mic; everyone smiles*
"Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) July 25, 2015
I'm smart but not "know when to stop eating" smart.
— June O'Hara (@juneohara65) May 7, 2015
Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'
— Chris (@Eenfidel) September 9, 2013
I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing.
— Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) October 5, 2015
So I'm just supposed to know that you can't eat the outside of the pineapple, like I'm some sort of scientist
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) May 23, 2014
* Rides off into the sunset *
* Rides back five minutes later because there weren't snacks *
— Svenn Amish (@amishschool) July 31, 2014
Apparently, my daily diet is known in athletic circles as “carb loading.”
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) March 4, 2015
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
"Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?"— matt (@shadygrenade) June 5, 2014
Parmesan Sir?
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
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